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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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