- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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