- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.