- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

HURT

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Republicans

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.