This is a joke.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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