- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

whats up and also down? your mum

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

No because your face is really f***** up.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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