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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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