Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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womens rights

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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chirs

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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