Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Obama being reelected.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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