Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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alert('The Game')

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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