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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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