- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Homonyms should be band.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

joke under this line wins _________________________

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

human centipede

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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