A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Albert your flies undone.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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