Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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