- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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