- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Your sex life.

Mahmy

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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