- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What would u like to drink?

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Knock knock! Just kidding.

CHORGLUND

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Antijokes...

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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