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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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