- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

hola said the chinese man

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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