who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Anti Joke

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