- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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