- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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