- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha black people :D

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

I dont have a girlfriend

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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