What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

when debbie meets downer

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Bob Saget

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Anti Joke

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