What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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