Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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