- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

hola said the chinese man

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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