What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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