- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What is the name of the car? What

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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