- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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