If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

KILL WHITEY

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...