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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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