- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A sober Irish individual.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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