How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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