- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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