- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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