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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Suck pussy

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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