Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Anyone can post anything.

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... Chan chan

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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