- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Colin is gay but toasters are not

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Long joke Your such a downey

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

an ethopian thanksgiving

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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