How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

thumb_up thumb_down -11

An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's brown and sticky? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops