Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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