- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Your mom.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

hi

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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