- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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