What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man buys a prius

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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your mom is so fat.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Anti Joke

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