What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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