Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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