- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Women's Rights

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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