what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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