Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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