- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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