- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

women's rights

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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