whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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