A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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