whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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KILL WHITEY

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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