a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

what did the old lady die of old age...

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

guess what>? your mum lol

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What did Washington say to California? WC

Stop me if you heard this one before.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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