Ready for something funny? nothing

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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