- Anti Joke

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u