- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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