Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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i had sex.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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