- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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