- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A paralysed man falls over.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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