Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

i had sex.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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