- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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