Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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minorities.....

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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