- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

can you pass the soap?

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

knock knock who's there? hope

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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