what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Refridgerator.

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Stealth baseballs record

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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