Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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