-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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aodhan hearty

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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