- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

You know whats funny Aids

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

PIED NINNY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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