What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Turkey Balls

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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