Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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knock knock Goodbye

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Women's Rights

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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