- Anti Joke

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

a. why? b. because

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?