Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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roy g biv

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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