A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

The truth is he loves her!!

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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