Thats what she said

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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