Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Anti Joke

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