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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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