- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

A boy with red hair is happy.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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