What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What the hell are you doing?

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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