What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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