What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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HOLY COW!

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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