- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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