- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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