Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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