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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Death by kayak

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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