what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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pudding

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How's the weather? Good.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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you just read an anti-joke

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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