- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

I am dyslexic

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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