- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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