Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Boys have swag, real men have class

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

womens rights

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Im cute hehehee

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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