- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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