What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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good looking women

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Oh, go away

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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I read the terms of service.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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