I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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