- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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