- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

so today i took a poop. hehe

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

there once was a black man who played basketball

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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