Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Penis

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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