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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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