- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What? Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Poker face

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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