Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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