How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Internet Explorer

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

nice tits.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Adam Chebali has no life

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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