Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Neither have I

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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homosexuals are gay

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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