I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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