- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

I am dyslexic

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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