Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

I have a really funny joke.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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