A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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