- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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