- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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