- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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