What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Racial Equality

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Life

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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