Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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