what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Girls Lacrosse.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

non poop

thumb_up thumb_down -11

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops