I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

once upon a time, it snowed

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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