- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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