-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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womans rights...

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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