What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Thats what she said

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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bangers and mash?

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