- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Im batman...suck it losers

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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