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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

justin littleton being sucessful

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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