What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

minorities

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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