- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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