- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Women can vote? wtf

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A black man comes home from work.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Justin

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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