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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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