- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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