- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

I'm rick james bitch

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

knock knock come in !

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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