what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Hail Heetluh

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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