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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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