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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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