Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Yo Mama just died.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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womens rights

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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