- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

what is red white and blue? the french flag

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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