*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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