- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Justin Bieber.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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