The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

your face is kinda funny

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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