What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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what has genitial warts? me

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Pianos.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Tall asians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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