- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Your dads dead. lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Lindsay Lohan

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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