a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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