Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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