Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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