How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Good job, son.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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BOTTOM!!!

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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