Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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willie revilame

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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