- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Stop procrastinating.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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