- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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