- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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