- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

We found a cure for cancer. Death

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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