Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Life

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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