- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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