If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Caolan and Eamon

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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