- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

White men's rights

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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