You dropped something.... Yo lip

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

A chicken walked into the bar...

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Blacks

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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