- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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